Salad Shooter

Defined as: Noun: What your ass turns into after partaking in a fast food lunch. It is also another way of saying diarrhea. The end result is your ass spackling a toilet wall with shit. This term is coined after the famous hand operated kitchen utensil sold on TV in the 80's which "shot" salad from a small orifice.

Damn that supposedly healthy sandwich I just ate made me run to the bathroom for a salad shooter experience.

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