Role Playing

This is something nerds do, which usually involves a meticulously complicated,fantasy board game that has cards, figures, rule/quest book thicker than the bible and a load of other wierd things too. I dont quite know the exact goal of these games (there doesent seem to be one), but all the players seem to do is quests and leveling up. Nerds especially love to let you know that they are a level 200 sword master (or whatever the fuck), and this seems to make them think that they are superior to everyone else. Maybe it compensates for the fact that they cant talk to beautiful women without:

1) Turning bright red.
2) Stuttering and saying something stupid.
3) Getting a hard on and being called a pervert.

Nerd: Hey im a level 200 sword master on dungeons and dragons, you are inferior to me you scum.

Me: Good for you. Here let me introduce you to my girlfriend.

Nerd: er er er er er er er...... DO YOU LIKE ROLE PLAYING??? its wicked awesome. Im a level 200 sword master.

My girlfriend: Youve got a fucking boner, get away from me you pervert.

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