Clit-chomper

1- A person who purposefully or inadvertently rubs their teeth against the clitoris during cunninglingus.
2- A derogative term for a person who is inconsiderate, selfish, and instant Ann asshole

Yeah, we hooked up last night and it turns out he's a clit-chomper.

You took the last eggroll, clit-chomper!

fuckugrade

Condition whereby or perception that the stars are all aligned in a way that will fuck you; when the universe is out to get you.

Damn, some planet must be in fuckugrade right now; everything is going wrong at once!