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Is the fissure at the end of the alimentary aqueduct through which compacted refuse of digestion - turned to ordure - is excreted from the body. More commonly known as the⦠ASSHOLE or Anusâ¦Also called the chocolate starfish or the rusty bullet hole.
"Hey Dude how is your Third eye brown?"
"Well if you must know it's pretty brown considering I just took a huge shit."
"Oh that's cool."
"Really? You think that's cool? See I think it would be a lot cooler if you'd buy some fucking toilet paper so I could wipe my third eye. It can't see shit!"
booty anus poohole bum rectum
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Both literally and metaphorically a conservajizz is any conservative that is in the habit of slurping up Putin's excess jizz or sperm that oozes out of Trump's flabby old asshole. Metaphorically this could represents all of Congress. Taken literally this would mean Paul Ryan...
REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMAN: Hey Paul Ryan, are you going back to work on the Health Care Bill?
PAUL RYAN: No... Putin is over at the Trump Tower tonight packing Trump in his asshole so I thought I'd 'conservajizz' instead...
REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMAN: Wonderful. Any chance I could lick whatever spunk you don't swallow?
PAUL RYAN: Nope! I'm a tight ass punk kiss ass bitch and I want all of Putin's shit stained jizz that drips out of Trump's anus for myself.
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The term was coined during the Bush administration by a Democrat who felt George W. Bush often disregarded the first amendment and the right to free speech. The term was subsequently banned by the Republican Tea Party and Bush followed up with covertly adjusting several laws which violated the constitution in effort to keep the term suppressed. When Obama took office the ban on the term was lifted.
George Wambushed means that one has either literally or figurative been violated and AMBUSHED in the most extreme and plunder-some way known to mankind. Figuratively it means that a person or group has been bombed and sunken with a trillion tons of stupid stinky shit. And the literal meaning is that one has undergone a violent mugging or extreme rape.
PETE steps into an EMPTY HOUSE. Up ahead he SEES the BACK of a MAN slumped in a chair by a window.
PETE: Hey Franky how are ya?
"Franky" The MAN slumped in a chair - remains silent and still.
PETE: Franky? What's going on? Franky? How come. . .
PETE'S eyes BULGE wide. Blood drips from Franky's temple. A gun in one hand. NOTE in the other.
PETE reads the SUICIDE NOTE
My child Joe was maimed in Iraq and no longer knows who I am. After he was denied health benefits I covered them and the bank has now seized my house. I've been GEORGE WAMBUSHED. I know the Tea Party was mad I spent my money on my sons health as they wanted the funds. I left a check for all I have left, made it out to Ben Bernanke, who George appointed to the Fed Reserve. Because I'm liberal I thought it best that I shoot myself now because after the damage done to my child in the Trillion-Dollar-War, after your rape of my finances, I don't have anything else to offer. Maybe you can suck something out of Joe. You will have to ask him directly which may be AWKWARD because he's maimed. Seeing what a real bomb can do to a human being can be AWKWARD. Finally I WILL my only possession left (This GUN) to Ron Paul. I don't believe in guns so it's not registered, but it was real easy to get. FYI - I know the Republicans are not crazy about cleaning up messes so I arranged to have my Democratic friend find me and wipe up the blood. -- Franky
George Bush Cheney screwed fucked sucked-dry screwed
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A trumpire is in charge of officiating and enforcing rules and making bad judgments that only serve the 'trumps'.
The term is often shortened to the colloquial form 'trump'. The trumpire works soley for himself and his empire while also serving some elite or members of the 1%.
"Yo Spanky... Are you going to watch the Red Sox play that new baseball team formed by those wall street people today?"
"No... The tickets are $8000 dollars for regular people and the trumpire owns the team and will rig it so the Red Sox lose and then grab your wifes pussy while destroying the country."
"Oh... ok."