Lips that are so chapped and cracked that they are trying to cut yours when you kiss.
That Bitch needs to go face down in a bowl of Cocoa butter before she tries to kiss me, she's got them Edward Scissor Lips!
Ass To Mouth Breath- the worst bad breath imaginable, must hold your breath to pass them. It can be caused by when you or someone else gets butt fucked and then you turn around and suck that dick. Your breath literally smells like shit! Or an individual that has terrible oral hygiene.
I can't stand next to that Ho, she got that ATM Breath.
Dude, you need to brush your teeth, floss, and gargle with gasoline. I can smell your shit breath 6 feet away while we both are wearing Covid masks!
A woman that's younger than you, is attractive, makes more money than you and you're lucky enough to date/ marry.
I'm a stay-at-home dad now that I got myself a sugar kitten.
-A property that is a great investment opportunity.
-Dumping money into house renovations, assuming that you will get a large return on investment (ROI).
-Flipping a house
After I remodel this old house, I will prove to my wife just how great of an "Investment Propertunity" it really was!
A woman that you're dating that makes more money than you, is attractive and is older.
-Unlike a sugar momma, a sugar Cougar is actually still hot. 6/10th's of your boys would bang her!
-Bro your chick's old!
-Yeah, but she still looks bangin, plus my Sugar Cougar pays all my bills.