Keano

Roy Keane, Irish & Manchester united soccer player. Very tough and strong and mean. Aggressive to all.

"thats lads a fucking KEANO....hes we'll 'ard"

"im gona fuck you up KEANO style(rough you up a little)...."

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Scrotal Jackhammer

Beating the living shit out of the testicles with a large, heavy inanimate object to the point of annihilation.

You are going to get a scrotal jackhammer if you keep poking me in my eye you fucking monkey.

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Face Party

This is when you abuse cocaine for an extended amount of time... Coined by one of our good friends at MC... Also known as the Secret Society....

"Yo Edge, you down on a face party tonight?"
"...Maybe"

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edging

The act of prolonging ejaculation for increased masturbatory pleasure.

He masturbated for over an hour, coming close to orgasm and then backing down over and over.

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c-spannin

This refers to when people are arguing politics... Coined by our good friend Dave Vassallo...

Bush did this...Kerry is a....

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tossing the dwarf

Masturbating feverously.

I can't come down now, I'm tossing the dwarf.

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Ebaying

Code for looking at porn.

Hey brandon are you ebaying>?

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