Kayla

A girl with many problems, such as idiotness and nitness, this girl often has a boyfriend (specifically called a Ryan.) who farts stinky, toxicating, wetters which peels of skin and wallpaper. He can be found with his trousers down 7 1/2 metres down his legs. These two can often be found in one corner, kissing, whilst the male bubbles wetters of excitement. They're often friends with what we call a TJ, a gross man who uses slang and often smells of rotten cheese and egg. The Kayla is freind of the Rebbeca, a backstabbing, untrustworthy woman who is 21 years younger than her actual age, she can often be found watching paw patrol with her anger-issued boyfriend, the Elliot. Many people hate all these people, yet they think people just LOVE them! Another person often found within these murky depths is a Declan. He often has shaved hair. An Alicia has often been found with lips the size of hippopotami bottom and doing cringe, "sexy" musicallys/ YouTube videos showing on her "big" pancake booty. Not to forget the troublesome duo, the Lacey and Sapphire, both too ugly too function 😊

Be careful children, there are dangerous people out there! Be where and good day too you.

~From
Secret Sutherland Student

Person 1: Ew, who's that?!

Person 2: IT'S A KAYLA! RUN!

Person 1: Wait, what?

The Wild Kayla: Heylo?

Person 1: The idiotness... It's spreading...

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