December 25th

Literally best day ever, ITS CHRISTMAS

Ay bro what day is it? BRO! ITS CHRISTMAS! Oh I forgot it’s on December 25th…

🤦🏻 ♂️🤦🏻 ♂️🤦🏻 ♂️🤦🏻 ♂️

Scrub

A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
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Always talkin' about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass

Hey mary, how would i describe my ex who was very lazy and a narcissist?

Mary: A scrub.