Labrador

**Labrador (n.)**

A friendly, loyal, and energetic breed of dog, often described as the ultimate companion. Labs are known for their love of water, playful nature, and unrelenting desire for attention and treats. They're equally at home retrieving tennis balls, lounging on the couch, or giving slobbery kisses. Labradors are one of the most popular dog breeds worldwide, adored for their gentle temperament, intelligence, and ability to adapt to any lifestyle—whether it's running on a beach or snuggling on the sofa. Commonly found in colors of black, yellow, and chocolate, Labradors are the go-to breed for families, service work, and anyone in need of a furry friend who's always happy to see you.

Once in a small town, there lived a mischievous dog named Penis. Despite his unusual name, he was a lovable Labrador with a nose for trouble. Penis had a peculiar habit of rummaging through people's garbage bins, seeking out tasty leftovers.

Every morning, he'd sneak into the alley behind the bakery, where the sweet scent of pastries lingered. The baker, noticing his antics, began to leave out a few old croissants for him. But Penis wasn’t picky; whether it was pizza crusts or forgotten fruits, he was always up for a feast.

His adventures soon became the talk of the town. The residents began to set up “Penis-proof” garbage cans, but Penis was clever. He would find ways to tip them over, sending trash flying. Instead of being angry, the townsfolk grew fond of him, often leaving little treats out just for him.

One day, after a big feast, Penis decided to take a nap in the sun, a happy, plump pup. The town loved him so much that they organized a “Penis Parade,” celebrating their favorite trash-loving dog. From then on, Penis became the unofficial mascot of the town, reminding everyone that sometimes a little mischief can bring a community together.

Nether portal

A structure in the game Minecraft that allows players to travel between the Overworld and the Nether, a dangerous and fiery dimension filled with hostile mobs and valuable resources. Typically built using obsidian, The portal’s frame can be anywhere from 4x5 to 23x23 obsidian blocks in size and activated with flint and steel, a Nether Portal has a purple, otherworldly glow. It’s both a means of exploring new areas and a perilous gateway where players may find themselves unexpectedly surrounded by lava, mobs, or other threats.

This is what a nether portal looks like

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A puppy-dog face. a Man’s best friend aside from the cat (=^ェ^=)

A Man’s best friend is a (❍ᴥ❍Ʋ)

Toasters

EMD/ASEA AEM-7

Hey look here I found an old picture from 1994 with those toasters trains running the Metroliner service, good old days 🥲

Trash Music

HIP HOP, RAPPING, DANCE HALL, CARIBBEAN RAP AND ANY OTHER GANGSTER SHITTY MUSIC OR SIMILAR

“I was having a good time riding SEPTA’s Trolleybus or “Trackless Trolleys” until a douchebag came onboard with a strong scent of weed and his phone blasting with trash music”

Twitter’s biggest issue

Prostitute bots

On a tweet relating to cars*

Prostitute bot: Pussy in bio

@GDamus: hey prostitute bot, I don’t wanna see your butt, boobs and private part, Now shut up and stop commenting on people tweets about your stinky vulva or vagina. Sheesh this is twitter’s biggest issue and Elon is not doing anything about it

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A person’s anus, also called the butthole. Can be use as an insult as well

1. I have 💩 comming out from my 🕳️
2. Stop being such a 🕳️