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Shave Pussy

Pronounced: shave•puh•see

(Verb): The act of shaving or trimming a cat’s facial fur, typically the whiskers or the fur as a form of grooming or aesthetic modification. While whiskers are important for a cat's sensory perception, this term refers to an unconventional and often controversial grooming practice where the cat's natural facial fur is altered for personal or cosmetic reasons.

The term “shave pussy” is meant to describe the process in a playful, lighthearted way, but should be used with caution, as removing or trimming whiskers can impact a cat’s ability to navigate its environment.

1. "I was experimenting with some new cat grooming techniques today. I shaved my pussy tinkerbell—just a tiny trim around her cheeks. She looks so much neater now!"

2. "I wouldn’t recommend it, but my friend went overboard and did a full shave pussy on his cat. It was honestly kind of bizarre, but the cat didn't seem to mind."

3. "Be careful when shaving pussies, you don’t want to mess with their whiskers too much! It’s risky, but some owners like to try it for a cleaner look."

Note: Always be cautious with pet grooming cats rely heavily on their whiskers for spatial awareness and balance, so altering them can potentially confuse or disorient the animal

by EMD F59PHI January 15, 2025


Shave Pussy

Pronounced: shave•puh•see

(Verb): The act of shaving or trimming a cat’s facial fur, typically the whiskers or the fur as a form of grooming or aesthetic modification. While whiskers are important for a cat's sensory perception, this term refers to an unconventional and often controversial grooming practice where the cat's natural facial fur is altered for personal or cosmetic reasons.

The term “shave pussy” is meant to describe the process in a playful, lighthearted way, but should be used with caution, as removing or trimming whiskers can impact a cat’s ability to navigate its environment.

1. "I was experimenting with some new cat grooming techniques today. Gave Tinkerbell a little shave pussy—just a tiny trim around her cheeks. She looks so much neater now!"

2. "I wouldn’t recommend it, but my friend went overboard and did a full shave pussy on his cat. It was honestly kind of bizarre, but the cat didn't seem to mind."

3. "Be careful with the shave pussy, you don’t want to mess with their whiskers too much! It’s risky, but some owners like to try it for a cleaner look."

Note: Always be cautious with pet grooming cats rely heavily on their whiskers for spatial awareness and balance, so altering them can potentially confuse or disorient the animal.

by EMD F59PHI January 11, 2025


\¡/

A symbol for the female genitalia, the vulva. Mainly used in texting

Jenna: Girl! Can you tell your little brother to stop texting me this crap.

Mandy: what did he say!!!!

Jenna: he keep sending this text “ 8=D ➡️ \¡/ ” meaning that he want to have s** with me.

Mandy: That lil brat, I will deal with him as soon as I get home 😡

by EMD F59PHI August 5, 2024


Poop

➖➖➖🟫🟫
➖➖🟫🟫🟫
➖➖🟫🟫🟫
➖⬜⬜🟫⬜⬜
➖⬜⬛🟫⬛⬜
🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫
🟫🟫🟫⬛🟫🟫🟫
🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫

Lindsey was walking from the train station on the way home. She mashed something brown on her new pink sneakers at a nearby dog park and she wonders what’s that brown stuff on her shoes, then she lifts her foot, revealing that she mashed dog poop.

by EMD F59PHI January 9, 2025


Pornhub

A weird aviation website similar to planespotters.net, jetphotos.com and airliners.net, but instead of aviation stuff like airplanes, airports and etc.. it shows nasty stuff like cocks, vags, Titties, Butts, Buttholes and weird sexual nasty stuff that is very gross

At a school library

Avgeek: what is this PH website

Other person: pornhub, click on it, have some great aviation stuff

Avgeek: ok *clicks and types Boeing 747 in Pornhub*

Avgeek: EWWWW WHAT THE HELL, THATS NO AVIATION STUFF, THATS A NASTY SEXUAL SITE

Other person: It is an airplane website

Av geek: CAN YOU SEE I TYPED BOEING 747 AND IM SEEING A SLUT LICKING SPERM BELOW A NASTY PENIS? And it’s ads showing a man licking a woman’s vagina, and two gay guys doing anal sex, Screw this website, I’m going back to planespotters.net

Other person: Lol this is hilarious 😆 LMAO

by EMD F59PHI July 6, 2024


World’s shittiest singers

See: Cardi B, Lil Pump, garbage ass Caribbean/Jamaican rappers like: dumsta traps, 450th pedophile, burn popcann (cuz burn popcorn actually taste bad) and any other people that sings gangster rap

Guy: I love going to the Amtrak or the NYC Subways stations cause I love to hear Rail Squeal the train makes.

Girl: yeah me too. It’s real music cuz in my area my Jamaican neighbors keep playing the world’s shittiest singers like this 450th pedo guy and a bunch of garbage ass gangster rap music

Guy: I love Taylor swift, Olivia Rodrigo, Big time rush (yes they still make music today), Miley Cyrus and Dua Lipa but nothing sounds better than rail squeal and any other trains sounds like their horns and automated announcements

by EMD F59PHI July 18, 2024


Chuff

1. A euphemism or alternative word for the f word.

2. A person buttocks or rear end.

See: Arse, Ass, Ass-Cheeks, Back End, Back Porch, Bam-Bam, Bamsee, Batty, Behind, Booty, Bootylicious, Bottom, Bum-Bum, Butt, Buttocks, Buns, Caboose, Cheeks, Cushions, Culo, Derrière, Fanny, Gluteus Maximus, Gluteal Region, Glutes, Heinie, Hips, Junk in the Trunk, Keister, Love Cushions, Lower Back, Nates, Patootie, Peach, Prat, Posterior, Padded Area, Rass, Rears, Rear Bumper, Rear End, Rump, Rumpus, Rusty Dusty, Seat, Sitzfleisch, Soft Spot, Stern, Tail, Tailbone Region, Tochus, Tush, Tushie, Upper Cheeks.

1. “Where the chuff they are doing to that woman at the roadside”

2. “Get off your chuff and start fixing this thing NOW!”

by EMD F59PHI January 21, 2025