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Squidward

The most miserable person on the show SpongeBob SquarePants. He is an octopus with a BIG NOSE, Lives in a tiki or a moai 🗿. He plays a clarinet (pretty bad), loves to paint art and works as a cashier at the famous restaurant in the bikini bottom “the Krusty Krab”

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Squidward
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by EMD F59PHI January 11, 2025


The Best Engine In The World

the best engine in the world is the chrysler HEMI V8: its the most reliable engine made by chrysler and it is put on various vehicles. the older genration hemis from the 60's can still apply in the best engines in the world

the best engine in the world is the HEMI, especially the 6.2L Hellcat, 2JZ sucks ass

by EMD F59PHI October 20, 2024

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Grenada

An island in the West Indies, The southernmost of the Windward Islands. It’s capital city is St George’s, it’s independence year is 1974. It’s has two sister islands carriacou and petite Martinique. It has 6 parishes. It’s known for its nutmeg, Jab-Jab, and its tourist attractions like grand ethang lake, Grand anse beach, and its waterfalls. Sadly the country it’s not really a good country because it’s people aren’t friendly. It puts tourist priority in front of their citizens, products are expensive, lots of retailer places for example a household stores have poor quality items, it’s roads are terrible. some parts of the main roads are very very narrow making it very challenging for trucks and big vehicles to drive, it almost lacks of transportation, Grenada’s only public transportation is Minibuses that are owned mostly by private individuals which seats to 17 and most of the buses will try to squeeze twenty people inside a minibus, theses buses have very limited legroom, their drivers are so cheap they don’t put on the A/C on very hot days, and known to play those sickening garbage ass Jamaican dancehall/or gangsta music on their radios. And during school rush hours younger drivers especially with school children would race with other buses which can be dangerous. And during non-rush hour they drive very slow making you arriving very late (later than Amtrak) at your destination. They have bigger buses BUT ONLY FOR TOURIST. And some of its services like 📱 can be slow.

I went in grand ethang in Grenada and it’s ok but sadly you can’t do anything fun like ride a boat at the lake or fish.

Lol man I love to see those Jab jabs in Grenada’s carnival especially when they twerk to the soca music. ٩(^‿^)

Ugh an ugly bitch ass truck driver was saying some impolite words at me for taking up the whole traffic and that’s not even true, look at these roads narrow as hell, assholes complain that New York City has the worst roads, NO that’s not true grenada has the worst roads. I really want to beat up that asshole in the middle of the road ・°°・(>_<)・°°・

Man I hate Grenada buses, only gansta rap and squeezing with many people onboard, sadly they no rapid transit system like NYC Subway, no big buses, No light rail, and no Amtrak like or intercity rail service, what a shame for this country.

Man I brought a TV at the Indian store in Grenville and it lasted for a week and I payed $800 XCD for it, I want my money back >:(

by EMD F59PHI August 4, 2024


Labrador

**Labrador (n.)**

A friendly, loyal, and energetic breed of dog, often described as the ultimate companion. Labs are known for their love of water, playful nature, and unrelenting desire for attention and treats. They're equally at home retrieving tennis balls, lounging on the couch, or giving slobbery kisses. Labradors are one of the most popular dog breeds worldwide, adored for their gentle temperament, intelligence, and ability to adapt to any lifestyle—whether it's running on a beach or snuggling on the sofa. Commonly found in colors of black, yellow, and chocolate, Labradors are the go-to breed for families, service work, and anyone in need of a furry friend who's always happy to see you.

Once in a small town, there lived a mischievous dog named Penis. Despite his unusual name, he was a lovable Labrador with a nose for trouble. Penis had a peculiar habit of rummaging through people's garbage bins, seeking out tasty leftovers.

Every morning, he'd sneak into the alley behind the bakery, where the sweet scent of pastries lingered. The baker, noticing his antics, began to leave out a few old croissants for him. But Penis wasn’t picky; whether it was pizza crusts or forgotten fruits, he was always up for a feast.

His adventures soon became the talk of the town. The residents began to set up “Penis-proof” garbage cans, but Penis was clever. He would find ways to tip them over, sending trash flying. Instead of being angry, the townsfolk grew fond of him, often leaving little treats out just for him.

One day, after a big feast, Penis decided to take a nap in the sun, a happy, plump pup. The town loved him so much that they organized a “Penis Parade,” celebrating their favorite trash-loving dog. From then on, Penis became the unofficial mascot of the town, reminding everyone that sometimes a little mischief can bring a community together.

by EMD F59PHI November 9, 2024


Nether portal

A structure in the game Minecraft that allows players to travel between the Overworld and the Nether, a dangerous and fiery dimension filled with hostile mobs and valuable resources. Typically built using obsidian, The portal’s frame can be anywhere from 4x5 to 23x23 obsidian blocks in size and activated with flint and steel, a Nether Portal has a purple, otherworldly glow. It’s both a means of exploring new areas and a perilous gateway where players may find themselves unexpectedly surrounded by lava, mobs, or other threats.

This is what a nether portal looks like

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by EMD F59PHI December 16, 2024


Batty

A Caribbean slang term (especially Jamaican) for the buttocks or anus.

This is where the term “batty bwoy” is derived from. Batty as in butt and bwoy meaning boy in patois. This term means a homosexual who likes to receives or give anal sex.

See: Arse, Ass, Ass-Cheeks, Back End, Back Porch, Bam-Bam, Bamsee, Behind, Booty, Bootylicious, Bottom, Bum-Bum, Butt, Buttocks, Buns, Caboose, Cheeks, Cushions, Culo, Derrière, Fanny, Gluteus Maximus, Gluteal Region, Glutes, Heinie, Hips, Junk in the Trunk, Keister, Love Cushions, Lower Back, Nates, Patootie, Peach, Prat, Posterior, Padded Area, Rass, Rears, Rear Bumper, Rear End, Rump, Rumpus, Rusty Dusty, Seat, Sitzfleisch, Soft Spot, Stern, Tail, Tailbone Region, Tochus, Tush, Tushie, Upper Cheeks.

Man look at that pretty thick Jamaican girl with that huge and sexy batty. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by EMD F59PHI January 21, 2025


Toasters

EMD/ASEA AEM-7

Hey look here I found an old picture from 1994 with those toasters trains running the Metroliner service, good old days 🥲

by EMD F59PHI August 31, 2024