#Hondabump

Hondabump or written as #hondabump, A term used to describe the phenomenon where Honda vehicles, inadvertently collide or bump into other cars (especially teslas) primarily seen on the YouTube channel” Wham Baam Teslacam” where the term is made up from

The sun shone brightly over Grenada illuminating the narrow, winding roads that snaked through the lush landscape. I was behind the wheel of my red Chrysler Town and Country, navigating the familiar yet challenging terrain.

Ahead, an elderly woman drove a bright yellow 1996 Igloo Princessa, her concentration evident as she clutched the steering wheel. A minibus full of passengers waited impatiently behind her, the driver honking in frustration. Glancing in my rearview mirror, I noticed a white Honda Fit weaving dangerously through the lanes.

The driver, a young man named Jeremy was glued to his phone, oblivious to the road watching Lesbian Sex on a nasty website called porn-hub. His license plate, PH-206, that would soon be etched in my memory for all the wrong reasons. As he zigzagged, I could see the road narrowing, flanked by overgrown bushes.

Approaching the outskirts of the Perseverance Landfill, the road felt even tighter. To my left, the rusted Lizie J cargo ship (IMO: 6821597) sat abandoned, a stark reminder of neglect. Suddenly, Jeremy's Honda accelerated, still focused on his phone. My heart raced as I swerved, but it was too late.

Chaos erupted when he clipped my rear bumper, sending vibrations through my minivan. In an instant, his car slammed into the old woman’s car, the sound of crunching metal echoing around us. The Fit careened forward, smashing into the minibus, leaving all of us victims of a sudden, devastating collision #hondabump

tushie

Tushy, tushie, tooshy or tush, is a cute slang term for the “vulva” and also the “vagina”, Tushie can be mistaken for the buttocks or anus which can be confusing for others

Leanah: ouch.

Betty: what’s your problem.

Leanah: my tushie burns really bad

Betty: you probably have Hemorrhoids, go to the pharmacy and get some hemorrhoidal cream.

Leanah: it is not my butthole, I’m referring to my vagina, last night me and my boyfriend “did the nasty” and we didn’t use protection.

Betty: why you didn’t say VAGINA, we call the buttocks and anus “tushy”

Leanah: that the word i called the vajayjay while growing up and also since were on the bus and I don’t want anyone to know my vaginal itching.

Betty: I have no idea about STDs check a doctor

Cat

A cat is a small, domesticated mammal known for its independent nature, sharp claws, and agility. It is often kept as a pet and is valued for its ability to hunt rodents and provide companionship.

See: Alley cat, Calico, Climber, Clowder, Coochie-cat, Cuddle buddy, Cuddle monster, Feline, Feline friend, Furry companion, Furry sidekick, Fur baby, Furball, Fur friend, Fuzzbutt, Kitty, Kitty cat, Kitty-puss, Lap cat, Little lion, Maine Coon, Manx, Meow machine, Mewler, Mewing friend, Munchkin, Napper, Pouncing master, Pawed friend, Playful prowler, Persian, Purring machine, Purring pal, Puss, Pussy, Pussycat, Pookie, Pride, Scratch, Sassy, Siamese, Snuggle buddy, Soft paws, Softie, Tails, Tigger, Tom, Tortoiseshell, Whiskers, Window watcher.

My pet Cat loves to scratch my mattress

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A Lenny face, a very very creepy Lenny face

Guy: ( ͡°👅 ͡°)
Girl: EWWWWWWW STOP LOOKING AT ME WITH THAT CREEPY ASS FACE YOU FREAK!!!!!!!!!

trashy B

CARDI B

Trashy B is terrible

RTS06

An iconic bus, was made by General Motors, TMC and nova bus and sadly MTA and other bus companies/operators retired them in 2019 and replace them with the boring LF nova bus

Bambam: It pains me to see too see the iconic bus the RTS06 is disappeared in the streets of NY

Maya: me too 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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A Lenny face with his pet cat

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Munchy my sweet little pussy, aren’t you the cutest thing in the universe, eh?

(=^ェ^=): Meow, meow-meow, Maiow, Meow meow

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