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Thomas and friends all engines go

A VERY Garbage trash-ass reboot of the classic children's show "Thomas & Friends" that features overly simplistic animation and shallow humor. and introduces a host of new characters, many of whom are seen as unnecessary and annoying additions. It strips the beloved characters of their depth, replacing heartfelt stories with mindless antics and emphasise on silly humor and simplified plots detracts from the original's charm and valuable lessons. Many fans from the classic show feel it's so far removed from the original that it might as well be published on a site like Pornhub.com, highlighting how poorly it captures the spirit of the franchise.

Title: A Childhood Ruined: The Case Against "Thomas and Friends All Engines Go”

As I sat down to write about "Thomas & Friends: All Engines Go," nostalgia washed over me. I fondly remember the original series, filled with rich stories, relatable characters, and valuable lessons about friendship and teamwork. But this new iteration feels like a complete betrayal of everything we cherished.

From the moment I hit play, it was clear that the show is aimed at toddlers. The depth and charm of the original have been stripped away, leaving us with simplistic plots and mindless antics. Instead of the engaging narratives we loved, we’re presented with slapstick humor that fails to promote critical thinking or emotional growth.

The animation, while colorful and bright, is overly exaggerated and lacks the artistry that made the classic series special. This feels less like a continuation and more like a mockery of what Thomas once represented.

In my darker moments, I wonder if this show should be aired on a platform like Pornhub not for its content, but for how it defaces the essence of "Thomas & Friends." It’s frustrating to see a beloved franchise reduced to a babyish caricature. I can only hope that future generations will discover the rich tapestry of the original series and understand its true value.

by EMD F59PHI November 9, 2024


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Two couples eating dinner together

Guy: hey babe Let’s go and eat tonight.
Girl: sure honey,

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Girl: that was some delicious food that we ate
Guy: ikr

by EMD F59PHI August 14, 2024


Pornhub.com

a website where people show off their private parts and doing NASTY sexual stuff. It also shows the Thomas and friends all engines go, a cartoon inappropriate for kids

on the subway to work, i saw a kid on his Ipad watching this shit show called "Thomas & friends all engines go" a horrible revival of the beloved classic show on pornhub.com and below the video i saw a woman fingering her vagina. and in my mind I'm like "Wow these kids can really watch trashy and inappropriate stuff on the web these days"

by EMD F59PHI November 15, 2024


Penis

An outlet or hole where a hydrogen fuel cell car expels its water from, just like how the actual private part how it will expel pee from the body. By the way, Hydrogen cars release water as a byproduct of the chemical reaction that occurs in their fuel cells. In a hydrogen fuel cell, hydrogen gas (H₂) combines with oxygen (O₂) from the air. This reaction produces electricity to power the vehicle and generates water (H₂O) as a byproduct.

Have you ever seen my Toyota mirai expells water from its penis? It’s my little brother’s favorite feature of the car

by EMD F59PHI November 3, 2024


The Turd Song

The turd song was originally from BTR’s TV show on Nickelodeon. It first exist on the first episode where James sang a good song At an audition and then Gustavo turned and said that James has no talent and then Kendall came in front of stage telling Gustavo that “NO TALENT, UR THE ONE WITH NO TALENT IN 10 years” and Gustavo said one of his old songs was a hit 9yrs ago, and then Kendal jumped on top of his desk and sang that old song (in an insulting way) Gustavo mentioned, and then they called security. And then Kendall sang the turd song kicking the stuff in the table.

So when you’re pissed off by someone, you just jumped on top of their desk and sing the turd song at that person and kick their stuff off the desk while singing the turd song.

Lyrics:
Oh you’re such a turd.
Oh yeah a giant turd.
You look like a turd.
And you smell like a turd.

Miss Best: Alright class, can somebody explain what is respiration

Everyone: uhhh uhhhh uhhhhhhhhh

Miss best: Grrrr Everyone stand up on your chairs and hands up your head.

Everybody complains*

Me *looks at an airplane flying by*

Miss best: *in an angry way* Why the heck you weren’t watching me while I was teaching about respiration.

Me: GRRRRRRRR YOU STUPID BITCH, YOU HAD ME STANDING ON MY DESK FOR HOURS WITH MY HANDS ON MY HEAD LIKE A GODDAMN SLAVE, SO WHATS SO WRONG TO WATCH A BLOODY AIRPLANE PASSES *goes on top of her desk* YOU UGLY ASS WHORE YOU ARE THE TEACHER WHO MADE STUDENTS LIVES MISERABLE AND WE CANT TAKE IT ON. OH BY THE WAY HERE A SONG FOR YOU *Sings the turd song*

Miss best: you’re going to Detention for calling me bitch and whore and going on my desk and singing some song and kicking my crap from my desk.

Me: *kicks the bitch on her face*

by EMD F59PHI August 21, 2024


Lexus IS300

The first gen IS called the Toyota Altezza in japan, is piece of shit car that is owned by idiots who think they are rich and better than anyone and like to boast about the world’s blandest inline-6 engine the 2JZ. And known to modify this bland looking car with stupid bumbers and spoilers and these idiots like to play the worst music in the world aka gangster rap (especially Caribbean rap, a terrible music) in that car very loud. And boy those back seats in that car is awful.

Freightliners, transit buses and mini-vans are cooler than Lexus is3000

by EMD F59PHI July 9, 2024


Northeast Corridor

The NE Corridor is an electrified railroad line in the Northeast megalopolis of the United States. It is primary owned by Amtrak. It is opened in 1834 and completely finished in 1917. in it runs from Boston in the north to Washington, D.C. in the south, with major stops in Providence, New Haven, Stamford, New York City, Newark, Trenton, Philadelphia, Wilmington, and Baltimore. It’s track length is 457 miles and can have 2 to 6 tracks in parts of the corridor, and aside from Amtrak trains (like the Acela, Cardinal, Carolinian, Crescent, Keystone Service, Northeast Regional, Palmetto, Pennsylvanian, Silver Meteor, Silver Star, and Vermonter trains) Amtrak shares the NE Corridor with other commuter trains like CTrail’s Hartford line & shore line east. Metro north’s New Haven line, Danbury Branch and Waterbury Branch. The LIRR’s City Terminal Zone. NJ transit’s Northeast Corridor line (NY to Trenton, North jersey coast line, raritan valley line, and Alantic city line. SEPTA’s Trenton line, Airport line, wawa line, Wilmington/Newark Line and chestnut hill west line and MARCs Penn line

Train guy: I really miss seeing the AEM-7s on the northeast corridor

Girl: same here also I missed seeing the HHP-8s

Horny teen: I saw a sexy girl with a big 🍑 on the Acela train going fast on the northeast corridor at 130 MPH

You can go to the Newark international airport by train by taking the NJT NEC and NJCL and select Amtrak keystone and northeast regional

by EMD F59PHI July 23, 2024