Rural Dictionary

carrot

A orange vegatable that are rich in vitamin K (good for your eyes, I think)
and is used as a dildo,
and used to teach naive girls how to give BJs.

Carrots may be good for your eyes, but they have many other uses.

by EMMA February 27, 2005

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1. A weblog community
2. A journal for people to
a.)Bitch about their life
b.)Post literature (poetry, etc.)
c.)Brag about their rich social life (usually made up events to seem ungodly popular)
d.)Chronicle their day
e.)Just to have one- because all their friends are doing it!
f.)To piss people off

2a. "I can't take it anymore, I cut myself again today, life sucks so much,I want to die"
2c. So like Jenny called and wanted to know if I could come over,and Matt called, and Brian asked me to go to the mall with him. So I went to the mall and met up with some more of my friends and some guys sstarted hitting on me thety were like so hot,too!
2d.I woke up, brushed my teeth, took a shower, went on the computer...
f.)Heyy guyz sup yall im just chillin leave propz MwAhZzZ omg TaNya 2dai wuz soOoO much fun lOlz--LuV yA LoTzZ xOxOJaNiE

by EMMA January 1, 2004

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Fanning

when you rub peanutbutter all over your clit and let brandy and shamrock lick it off

its ok because its your dog

by EMMA February 19, 2004

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Asquith Boys

Hi Penny,its Baynie, saw u added the entry above. Its not entirely true. Some good students have come out of Asquith Boys like Garry Frost, the lead singer of the band Moving Pictures who sung 'what about me'. I have always loved this song but now many other people do as shannon from australian idol sung it. i was moving pictures original no. 1 fan!!!

Garry Frost went to Asquith Boys

by EMMA November 17, 2003

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