escared

Colombian for 'scared'

Sra. Garcia: Dun't be escared to essplain yourself, in your next composition.

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spongebob

A Nicklodeon Cartoon Character, named Spongebob who lives in a pineapple under the sea, he is yellow, and is a sponge shaped being with squarepants. His balls have not yet dropped, and so he has this rather squeaky irritable voice. adored mainly by moshers, emos and a few goths.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea?SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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townie

a townie is someone who has no mind of their own and follows whatever trends happen to be most common at the time. they will always have disgustingly obviously fake, cheap-looking dyed "blonde" hair with about 2+ inches of d-a-r-k roots and will never (hell forbid!) be seen wearing black(!) clothing and hate anyone with a mind of their own (no wonder they haye shopping trolleys) townies are incredibly vain too, they spend forever infront of a mirror piling on fake tan and makeup, and gawping lovingly at themselves. they also wear painfully small, tight clothing and are constantly "getting off" wit heach other.

i was outside mcdonalds and i walked by this disgusting barbie (?) pink car and a townie was hanging out the window with the roof down and she had about 20 mirrors aimed on herself trying to gaze at herself from every angle when i walked by she gave this annoyingly fake, high giggle "tee-hee oh look bethie! its a gothic person! tee-hee!" then she wend back to heaping on makeup and gazing at herself.

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see

the water in the ocean?

the sea is cool

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halloween

John Carpenter's best movie.

"I saw 'Halloween' when I was a kid. Scared the piss outta' me, man."

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silentspeak

1. A site that is just becoming popular. People are beginning to see how wonderful the webmistress is.

2. Somebody becoming popular.

1. Wow! Your site is sooo silentspeak!

2. Did you notice, you are becoming silentspeak?!

strap on a pair

Strap on a pair, such as a pair of testicles. (bravery?)
if you have a pair strapped on, people might call you arrogant
hey, you might even be arrogant for strapping them on in the first place :)

and I strongly believe it
strap on a pair and tell everyone to get fucked

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