MUSHROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH

Slang for a SMALL PENIS

VISUAL IS SEEING HIS PENIS COMING OUT OF HIS PUBIC HAIR LOOKS LIKE A MUSHROOM COMING OUT OF A BRIAR PATCH

DUDE LOOK AT THAT LOSER WITH A WICKED MUSROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH!
THAT CHICK IS GOING TO BUM OUT WHEN SHE FINDS OUT HE HAS A MUSHROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH

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