homework

Something you have to do EVERY night after school when you should be goofing off watching Spongebob Squarepants or looking at porn on the internet!

Homework: Something that you should do to not make your brain look like a baby boy's penis.

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football players

1.guys who put on enough pads to usaully keep themselves alive play on professional teams and get paid alot of money,who still get injured

2.people who play football for fun with or without pads because we think its fun and we love the game,were not all jocks either

1.terrel owens went to play in the superbowl after breaking his ankle

2.me and my friends who play for the hell of it

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barred out

Well I'm from Houston, and down here "barred out" means to be messed up on Xanex "bars." Bars are the most potent of Xanex pills in front of blue and purple "footballs." Usually you drink on them and get really fux0rdz.

maaaaaaaan i got barred out last night and backed my truck into a headshop and i dont even remember it

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Bangeronies

Boobs or Tits, relating to only the ones on the larger side of the scale

Damn, look at them bangeronies.

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boag

To smoke weed
ETYM: West Bridgewater, Mass.
LOC: Billy's House

Dude, do you wanna go boag this new 'dro i got...

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Pastry chef

When one can sign there initials on a girls tits with their cum.

Wow, you were even able to dot the "i" for Ivan? Your a real Pastry Chef

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the

Definite article in English, usable for nouns of any number or in any position in the sentence (subject, direct object, indirect object, etc.). It indicates that the following noun is a certain particular noun (or nouns) rather than just anything of its sort.

The thief stole the bike. The President of the United States sucks.

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