kerberos

historically:
a 3-headed dog that in Greek mythology guards the entrance to Hades.
The term now is most commonly used to describe an encryption method used to communicate on a network.

Tom: Somehow my kerberos ticket got all f'ed up and was sending the wrong username causing all kinds of chaos.
Fred: I hate everything ever, nothing just works. I quit.

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cock-a-doodle-crap

A phrase used to express exasperation and mild displeasure.

Boss: You're going to have to work half an hour late tonight.

Employee: Cock-a-doodle crap.

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Tripping the Light Fantastic

Original name of the second Discworld novel by Terry Pratchett. Often referred to as just The Light Fantastic

Tripping the Light Fantastic has Rincewind the Wizard in it.

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Maudlin of the well

this is a band from new england somewhere, theyre hard to describe but they call their genre "astral metal".theyre on a label called dark symphonies.quite nice

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palden

Any person of excellence in the area of sexual healing

Shoot, I got to be like Palden, shit.

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hot blonde

blonde: hottest type of girl on earth

whoa shes blonde, check out that ass pussy and those tits! the most perfect type of girl alive!

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Cheesedick

A backwards-hatted, socks'n'sandals-wearing, abercrombie & fitch lame ass.

I dunno, are there gonna be a lot of cheesedicks at this party?

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