chubby

a half erect penis

man when my girl friend celina wears those tight pants(u knoe the ones babe)with her tits hanging out I get a raging chubby!

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Vumpler

When a person pops an ass pimple into another person's eye.

While Justin was sleeping I opened up his eye and gave him an awesome vumpler.

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VSOP

Very Superior Old Pale (cognac)

I want a remy martin VSOP.

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jesus on a stick

General heretical statement of amazement, usually as a substitute for an expletive. Refers to the Christian Jesus crucified on a Roman cross.

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farkent

The closest of close calls.

JESUS! Put down the fucking phone and drive, man! We just had a serious farkent.

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C.U.N.T.

Can't Understand Normal Thinking. See cunt.

You know why we call them cunts, it stands for "Can't Understand Normal Thinking"!

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captain morgan

Alcohlic beverage, technically spiced rum. It's what Eric got suspended for.

Eric drank captain morgans and came to school! now hes suspended for 10 fucking days! LOL!

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