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Cockblock

When you are attempting to get close to a girl and your buddy won't leave the room or starts telling less than flattering stories of you that cause you to lose an opportunity with your new female acquaintance.

Sara was sitting on the couch in the living room, Eric had been talking with her all evening, the party was over, Eric was attempting to get close to Sara but David wouldn't leave the living room even though he kept nodding off.

by ERIC December 8, 2004

271πŸ‘ 122πŸ‘Ž


st. paul

Capital of the great state of Minnesota. 1/2 of the twin cities.

St. Paul is a big place and a lot safer than places like Chicago and Detriot which are filled with Chinese gangs who wait to steal your credit cards and other things.

by ERIC December 31, 2005

276πŸ‘ 167πŸ‘Ž


NOFX

doesnt stand for no fucking straight edge
it was named after the boston band negative fx
best punk band ever

by ERIC September 21, 2003

276πŸ‘ 117πŸ‘Ž


MesoCute

A really big lesbian incest whore whom is in love with Melissa (see MistPrince). She also is perved after by everyone man and maybe even woman on NexusTK.

Oh em gee, I wanna tap MesoCute's vaginal crouton infected vagina!

by ERIC January 29, 2005

12πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


randall cunningham

One of the most underrated QBs of all time. Played for the Philadelphia Eagles most of the time but also had stints in Minnesota, Dallas, and Baltimore before retiring.

The closest he ever came to a Super Bowl was in 1998, when he led the Vikings to a 15-1 season. The team made it to the NFC Championship but they were beat in a heartbreaking game that ended in an OT field goal to the Falcons. Randall Cunningham never played quite the same afterwards.

by ERIC October 2, 2007

41πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Becker, n.

The title one receives, when, he can please two women simultaneously while playing a Mozart piano concerto. One must be extremely coordinated and limber. can also aply to a woman

Hey, look at Steve play all those arpeggios, eat that bitch and toe-fuck that oriental under the piano! What a Becker!

by ERIC December 7, 2004

16πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


cops

police officers, the term cop is a shortened form of copper, which was used to describe police officers on account of their copper badges.

run, the coppers are coming!

by ERIC February 4, 2004

637πŸ‘ 320πŸ‘Ž