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ambedextriophyxtosis

two handed ejaculation

Ed's hands were strong because he had ambedextriophyxtosis.

by ERIC December 5, 2003

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Muggin

verb. to stare, gaze, gawk, look intensely

Yo, that chick was straight muggin.

by ERIC July 28, 2004

397πŸ‘ 75πŸ‘Ž


velvet underground

a rock & roll band of the late sixties, possibly the most influential band of all time.

the velvet underground was the greatest band of all time.

by ERIC July 8, 2004

420πŸ‘ 156πŸ‘Ž


Vumpler

When a person pops an ass pimple into another person's eye.

While Justin was sleeping I opened up his eye and gave him an awesome vumpler.

by ERIC April 8, 2005

17πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


VSOP

Very Superior Old Pale (cognac)

I want a remy martin VSOP.

by ERIC February 2, 2005

214πŸ‘ 71πŸ‘Ž


jesus on a stick

General heretical statement of amazement, usually as a substitute for an expletive. Refers to the Christian Jesus crucified on a Roman cross.

by ERIC August 15, 2003

55πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


farkent

The closest of close calls.

JESUS! Put down the fucking phone and drive, man! We just had a serious farkent.

by ERIC April 5, 2005

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž