5 second rule

applies to how long a food that has been dropped on the ground is edible.

don't touch it, mario dropped that a minute ago! hey, dude, 5 second rule.

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billerica

Billerica: home to the Massachusetts redneck and the "oppunk", a rare oppossum/skunk hybrid created through the ingenious endeavor of one Billy Bob Cracken in the late 1980's. Some kid from the Real World was born there and quickly exported when he showed none of the characteristic tendencies of bootleggin', deer huntin', moonshinin' and incest.

Also home to the highest concentration of Dunkin' Donuts and unemployed persons in the Greater Boston area.

"No, he didn't get in an accident or nuffin....we're just from Billerica. And if I hea' you say one more word bout his face, I'm gonna call my baby-daddy. He'll show you. He'll run you ovah with his used car and feed you to his other little bastards."

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mollywhop

to beat someone really badly

i will mollywop your ass

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Kobe

Every female's worst nightmare

Oh my gosh! KOBE BRYANT! NOOOOO!!!

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seabat

A nasty bitch that used an entire can of hairspray to style her hair into an enormous boufont.

Amber is the untimate seabat.

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otaku

A Japanese word describing a person beyond the realm of fandom but into mania that is improperly used by American fans.

In Japan the word "otaku" has become taboo because of Miyazaki Tsutomu who went on a toddler murdering spree in the 80's, video taping the young girls he had murdered from an obsession with lolicon (female pedophilic manga).

Americans use this term to call themselves "fanboys" or "fangirls" with almost no knowledge of the horrific roots behind the word.

American Fangirl: "I have a huge collection of Macross, NGE, Sailor Moon, yaoi, and many other anime! I'm such an otaku!"
Non-anime fan: "...Uhm, you do know about that word right?"

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vidduj

one who is often invisible, forgotten.

I didn't even realize you were here, must've pulled a vidduj

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