Derche

A person exhibiting both “jerk”-like and “douche”-like qualities simultaneously.

Did you see that other car just cut that old lady off while shooting her the middle finger? Ugh, what a derche.

808

When a beautiful woman beats to her own drum. When a woman’s spirit simply bounces, slams, pops, snaps… in a rhythm of her own. Marked especially by an extremely attractive well put together person. All deriving from the original most precious, most perfect electronic beat-making drum machine: the Roland TR-808 Rhythm Composer.

Look at that smokin’ hot girl dressed to the nines, look at everyone getting out of her way as she sways in time down the street to her own clock, bumping and beating to her own drum… she fine, that chick is 808.