Fuck off tower

A Fuck off tower repels animals in a radius.

There’s a fuck off tower at Steve’s house, he really doesn’t like animals.

WHY ARE YOU READING THIS

Why did I make this

just don't read this, ok? But still, WHY ARE YOU READING THIS

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Human ice popsicle

Licking the body of someone with a long object in their ass, usually in cold temperatures. The person being licked is often physically restrained with bondages.

i cant find a way to put this is a sentence so have “human ice popsicle” in quotation marks

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Jack of diamonds

ace of spades

woosh, you have several types of aids.

(Jack of diamonds, ace of spades. Woosh, you have several types of aids.)

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spell whomstve

If someone tells you to spell whomstve, it’s a fate worser than death. you’ll be yote to space if someone plays this against you

Barry: Hey, Timmy.
Timmy: Yes, Barry?
Barry: Spell whomstve.
Timmy: *fucking dies*
omg this is so sad can we smack children