school librarian

a depressed, old woman with a dead end job who likes to flaunt what little power she has over students who are only looking for fun.

dayum, miss bartolotti was being such a librarian.

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cockwipe

1. The alocohol towelette you use to wipe the head of your penis before you give your urine sample.

2. A bad male driver.

3. A bad or corrupt sports or political figure.

1. "Don't forget to use your cockwipe before you pee, Jimmy!"

2. "Learn to drive, you Cockwipe!"

3. "Nancy, you can't believe what our cockwipe congressman did with the cockwipe athelete."

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chel

an extremist architecture student at VT, commonly associated with yellow trace paper and sleep deprivation.

Chel, it's time to go to sleep.

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Updike

a john, a toilet, a crapper

after jim's 21st birthday, he spent all night with his head over the updike

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Sarwa

This person probably owns you. The one who can pull off spelling the name 'Sara' with a W shoved in there. Wen you see a Sara, make you sure you give her lots of hugs, she loves hugs, fuckin hippie.

"Sarwa ran around in the retirement home naked again."

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lemme

Short for "let me". Not discovered by this person. Actually renowned everywhere. When some people say let me, it comes out as "lemme" instead.

Hey, "lemme" pay you back tomorrow, OK?

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dip

to leave somewhere, a suggestion to depart

you wanna go? Let's dip.

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