1. a bum
2. a sweet ass, the one where once you see it you get this uncontrollable urge to go jump on it and ride it like a tricycle
Nani: "Alright bro, that sloot has a great bumtank."
Erock: "Affirmative"
3π 4π
A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.
Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.
After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.
extremely humassive breastesses on a female that when you see them you start to drool and want to go up and start whacking them around like a punching bag
Erock: "HOLY SHIT NANI...check out that girls tattyfats..."
Nani: "wow..."
4π 8π
Whore. Basically a woman whose only purpose is to provide a sexual opening for exercise (sweating).
Bitch can't form a sentence or cook a decent meal; 'bout all she's good for is a sweatbitch.
Yo sweatbitch, git me a beer.
9π 15π
A person who is a pussy; a baby
"Wow....Noah is being a humassive punani today"
10π 65π
synonym for screw, fuck, doing the deed, bumping uglies, dropping in, tapping that shit, etc.
Matlock was a repeat, so we scronked instead.
38π 14π
when you get your weener stuck in your zipper
ahhh my weener is in my zipper
33π 30π