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Ottowa

Capitol of Canada where, surprsingly,no one has mentioned under the Ottowa entry, that Canada/US superstar Alanis Morissette's from.

Girl with accurate taste:I love Alanis Morissette, if Ottowa gave us ANY superstars here in the USA, it's her."

by ESSJAY September 19, 2021


essjay

to present false information about oneself or to assume an identity other than one's own (after former Wikipedia employee Essjay)

Personal ads are a common medium in which people essjay.

by ESSJAY December 5, 2007

10πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


YOLO

Like ILY, it has taken something meaningful and killed the complete shit out of it.

Hey baby, ILY because YOLO.

Hey baby, I love you because you only live once

by ESSJAY July 19, 2012

8πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Master Cylinder

The evil space robot on FELIX THE CAT. Lives on the Moon, Mars, or Venus (depending on the episode.) From the 1958-1962 Trans-Lux/Joe Oriolo Prods./Felix the Cat Productions TV series. Assistant goon:General Clang, a Russian sounding squid. Voices of both, and Felix and the other characters,l by the legendary Jack Mercer (POPEYE). Is can shaped with a nasty human face and husky voice. Wants Felix's buddy Poindexter for his knowledge of rocketfuel, so Master and Clang can invade earth.

Poindexter: "Oh, FELIX, it's the MASTER CYLINDER"

Felix (to the MC):"I will NEVER give up! NEVER"
(from actual episodes, 1959-60

by ESSJAY July 15, 2019


Nim's Island

A 2008 family adventure movie about an 11-year old girl
(Abigail Breslin) who lives with her father (voluntarily)(Gerard Butler) on an uncharted island, a la ("Swiss Family Robinson","Gilligan's Island", or "Robinson Crusoe", except Gilligan's characteras are shipwrecked, not forever on an island out of their own volition). Based on a book by author Wendy Orr, it tells of her seafaring daddy, and her hero, "male" author Alex Rover (Jodie Foster, a child star earlier in her own right and who deserves credit for recomending Jodie's star billing!), who's actually a female (as Jodie Foster's mention above should explain!). Gerard Butler, continuing a la Hilary Swank's 2007 "P.S.I Love You" a fantasy role, doubles as the fictional Alex Rover. (An Indiana Jones like adventurer.0

You'll have to watch the rest yourself. Released on April 11, '08. From both Twentieth-Century Fox and Walden Media, which has given us many family films in the last five or so years. Somewhat of a cross between the above island films, and many child themed adventures.

I saw 'Nim's Island'. Very good movie, and should be shown next time I go on the Princess Cruise to Hawaii!! Not to have that in a tropical themed movie program is a crime!

by ESSJAY October 5, 2010

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Hairspray

The movie by New Line Cinema, released on July 20, 2007, based on the Broadway Music by Mark Shaiman and Scott Whitman IN TURN based on the 1988 film by John Waters, about chubby teen Tracey Turnblad, who helps integrate a dance show known as THE CORNY COLLINS DANCE SHOW.
Nikki Blonsky, Amanda Bynes, Zac Efron,Michelle Pfeiffer},John Travolta, Christopher Walken,Queen Latifah}, and others are in it. A fun show. Favorite supporting chaarcter is Amanda Bynes's Penny Pingleton IMO.

1st. Guy: "Hey, it's "Hairspray". Who's your favorite girl? I ove Tracy".

Me:"Penny Pingleton"

Other guy:"Amber Von Tussle"The VILLIAN! But then she's a blonde, and we all know that blondes have more 'fun".

by ESSJAY May 25, 2009

31πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Bad Idea Tees

Yet ANOTHER way to get guys like you to buy funny tee shirts using hot girls.

Just like
Busted Tees
Noise Botsa
the most famous if not first,
Snorgtees
and another newer one
Palmer Cash

As if you though it wasn't safe to go back to Urban Dictionary to get away from fugly chicks in 'funny' shirts, yet another, Bad Idea Tees...

Bad Idea Tees..wow more hot chicks to advertise these..

I'll bet by Christime 2011 we'll have 25 companies pitching online ads for hot chicks in funny shirts, and Bad Idea Tees are the latest.

by ESSJAY April 15, 2011

67πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž