sminkly

an adjective describing someone taking credit for something they did not do

person 1: "thanks for making that cake, person 2!"
person 3: "you're welcome!"
person 2: "stop being sminkly, you didn't make it!"

joshua haynes

the creepy stalker standing behind you

he's moved to the window now...
he's watching from outside

joshua haynes is a tall bloke with a low level of relatability

"is that guy behind me joshua haynes?"

"try not to think about it"