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Have you ever heard of things getting stale from being left out? Well the Steener is what you call hot dog weiners once they too have become stale.
Friend: Aww damnit dude I think we left the hot dogs out over night
Me: Well now we have some steeners we can feed to the dogs later
Friend: Nah screw it ill down the steeners.
Meme Monday is the last Monday of every month. On this day you have to print out a picture of a fresh and good meme and tape it to your shirt for the day.
Bonus points if it is imbedded onto the shirt!
Friend: Why do you have a shirt of Michael saying "That's what she said"
Me: Its Meme Monday you uncultured swine.
Friend: Oh you right!
Every feel like trash? Well Tuesday is the day for you. The first Tuesday of every month is considered Trash Tuesday. We don't take out the trash, but any trash there is can be worn and you will not be considered poor and or homeless. Trash Bandanas, Trash Dresses, Trash Shirts, and Trash Pants. All accpetable!
Me: Tomorrow is the first Tuesday of Novemer.
Friend: Finally I can wear my Trash Dress tomorrow!
Me: Why?
Friend: Every first Tuesday of the month is Trash Tuesday.
Me: Alright bet, ill wear my trash bandana tomorrow then.
So this is a way to confuse everyone around you in an elevator when you walk in.
When you walk in an elevator, you do not turn around to face the door and continute to stare at the back of the Elevator.
To achieve maximum confusion, you walk out facing the same way untill the people in the elevator can no longer see you.
Me: *walks into an elevator, doesn't turn to look at the door*
Guy 1: Whats he doing, why is it making me unnerved.
Guy 2: Careful! He's creating The Elevator Paradox, just let him be and he'll go away... uncomfortably..
A high IQ term referring to someone who is both Queer and a Twink
They are most treasured and must be protected.
That hot lookin vampire elf with white hair is giving Qwuink