babyarm

Abnormally oversized male genetalia

Look ma' my babyarm sprouted

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Seattle

Home of protest crazed liberals and fish throwing coffee drinking tech junkies. A very open and diverse place populated mostly by whites with a strong asian influence. A gay friendly city that approved a marijuana initiative. Plagued by meth use, bank robberies, high unemployment and traffic congestion.

I protested world trade, got an abortion, founded a startup, caught a fish, robbed a bank, lost my job, and shot someone on the road all in the same day!

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japanese beatle invasion

When one is maliciously raped by a group of imported beatles from Japan

Evan: "Emily, here comes a japanese beatle invasion!"
Emily: "Oh shucks, looks like I have to hide in my underwear drawer again."

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9 5 plus FO' pennies

when you win at dominoes bitch

9 5 plus FO' PENNIES ... THATS DOMINOES BITCH I WIN

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wahmbulance

What one should call when whining
Often heard in conjunction with french cries and wahmburger

stop whining! Why dont you call a wambulance. You should call whine-one-one. any more whine and you would be in napa vally

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TracStarr

female that jumps on a dick faster than FloJo ran a race, usually these females participate in different events similar to a track meet: 4x1, pole vault, long jump, etc.

Hey, did you hear bout Elyse at them niggas' house? Oooooohh weeee! She did the 4x1, she a TracStarr

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Bulgarian Gas Mask

when a guy puts his nuts over the eyes of a female and places his penis near the top of the mouth.

Steve gave Cynthia a Bulgarian Gas Mask... She loved it.

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