Charlie Sheen

1) A total bitchin' rock star from Mars with tiger blood, Adonis DNA, and a 10000-year-old brain. All he does is win.

2) A drug which, if taken, will cause your face to melt off and your children to weep over your exploded body.

Charlie Sheen banged a 7-gram rock and 2 porn stars at the same time. He later quit cocaine and is now high on a drug called Charlie Sheen.

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