Murphing

The inability to leave high school behind, more specifically high school football. Always occurs in individuals with insufficient talent to play college football. Usually accompanied with poor grammar combined with inaccurate urban slang. Most frequently found in 40 something white males with way too much social media interaction.

Dude, that guy is totally murphing out. Why is he playing unpaid tackle football at 40? Is he trying to get drafted?

murphs law

The Law that states Murph is the baddest middle aged baller in the land. No one hunts down tackles like Murph. No one posts to the ‘gram and Twitter like Murph. No one honks it louder than Murph. It’s Murph’s world, we just live here.

He be ballin, yo. Damn straight, it’s Murph. You kno he be ballin, been dat way since the eighth grade. It’s Murphs Law, he got the drip too.

Murph

See also: Doucher, Tool, Brick

An adult that behaves like an adolescent. Living out his fantasies in public while making a complete ass of his/her self. A true dolt, likable but will bore you with flat earth theories and anti vaccine propaganda.

Take that damn helmet off Murph, stop acting like an idiot.