Shmock

To mock someone while doing an impression of Sean Connery

Ben shmocked his friend, calling him a "shilly and shtupid shausage"

Plub

An establishment which is a cross between a pub and a club. Think of a Wetherspoons at night where the nice English pub cranks up the music and turns down the lights so you are in a dark pub with disco lights turning what was a nice pub into an establishment that feels like a club.... but is not.

Jim and Phil walked into the plub to see if they could pull and dance with some ladies... but mainly to drink and enjoy the music.