Urban Farm

The residence of one who aqquires and distributes pharmaceutacul substances via the black market.

Hey officer, where can I find some oxy-cotin's?

Do you have a prescription?

Fuck no I don't.

Hmmm. There's an urban farm up in stapelton, room 311. But you have to be careful, them porch crickets is trouble.

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clean face

One who launders money for criminals, usually owners of small private buisnesses with large cashflow.

"What can I do? I can't put that amount of cash in the bank, it raises a red flag..."

"Hmmm. I'll introduce you to clean face, he runs a little shipping outlet. You can give him your cash and for a small percentage he'll give you paychecks."

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cunt swab

One who consistanly, and effortlessly, ruins the fun in a social setting; typically by acting hysterical and moody.

Why do you invite that cunt swab Fuckball Fred over on poker night, he just cries like a little bitch when we beat the shit out of him and pour molten iron in his ass. Fuck that guy.

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CILF

Car I'd Like to Fuck.

Jason: Yo Freddy, nice Benz kid, what a CILF.

Freddy: Yo Jason, keep your cock out of my gas tank. And don't tough my leather seats with those gay as finger blades, you crazy faggot.

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uncle ben

A derogation for older black males with gray hair and healthy smiles; usualy employees at Walgreens or Osco-Drug, especially at the photo-developement stand.

Aright fellas, I'ma be back in a minute, I gotts swoop my naughty pictures from Uncle Ben. I'll nab some brew too.

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