JackSucksAtLife

A god amongst men. An angel guiding us through a dark and gloomy night. A being of such intellect that he hath mastered geography, stuff, life, context, español and perhaps infinite others. A JackSucksAtLife is often seen with two bold and muscular guard dogs, flossy and Kong The great. Many JackSucksAtLife's have a deeply intimate relationship with an equally powerful entity known as "HiRickX", but little is known about this subject.

"I was watching a JackSucksAtLife video the other day. It was pretty good."
"Who's JackSucksAtLife?"