BNAM

Boner: No Apparent Motive. When a male has an unexplainable erection.

Dude, I had BNAM when I was listening to our chemistry lecture last Friday. I guess my body thinks chemistry is a lot more interesting than my mind does.

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JHTC

Short for Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ

In a chat room: I just got another speeding ticket! JHTC!

Gershwin Sling

A man's bathing suit which tends to over accentuate his 'business' or 'package', as it were. Also known as a banana hammock.

The vision of Dave in his Gershwin sling was both breathtaking and disturbing.