Ghost Dump

When you take a dump, and you feel your poop squeeze out your butt and go into the toilet, but when you look inside the toilet the poop is nowhere to be seen.

Guy #1: Holy shit dude, I just took a ghost dump.

Guy #2: What's that?

Guy #1: I took a huge dump, but there wasn't any poop in my toilet!

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