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Love tap

When a girl takes a huge toke and starts to cough really bad then the guy fucks her throat while she's coughing

Damn,I didn't expect you to give me a love tap last night.

by Eat a Mexican burrito!! August 16, 2017


kootaburra

A creature that flys in through your window at night and eats your hair off your head and then smears shit all over your wall.

Damn! Watch out for that kootaburra!
Better lock your windows in case the kootaburra comes by

by Eat a Mexican burrito!! March 11, 2017