oldafile

someone one who likes to mastrbate to granny sex

I caught chris passouted in front of his computer with vasoline and tissues everywhere watching granny sex, man that kid is an oldafile.

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shit idiot

the fucking asshole that erased the original definition of this word

If you erased my original defintion, then you are a cocksucker, and a shit idiot. Fuck you, go choke on a cock and die you filthy whore!

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biznatch

Someone who is upsetting or quarrelsome.

Jessica is such a biznatch. What a fucking slutty ass biznatch.

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goo dripping tonsils

what you, your mother, and your father have

After I shot my load in your mom's mouth, she had goo dripping tonsils.

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oops i crapped my pants

diapers for the nearly dead

old people poop their pants.....bwhahahaha

When I showed up with her groceries, I had to tell the Crypt Keeper that her Oops I Crapped My Pants were out of stock. But I need them! she said.

How do you know about Oops I Crapped My Pants? Because I'm wearing them and I just did.

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i got a race cah motha fucka

racecar spelled backwards is racecar

Fuck you all!

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