Bob

Bob, a slow moving suburban creature, usually horrible behind the wheel of an automobile. Gay men are extremely attracted to Bob's and have even created the nickname, "bear" after his stocky, hairy physical appearance. Also, they usually don't own belts of any sort and enjoy being in public with the cracks of their asses out for the world to see. Successful and smart, they enjoy ceiling fans, and pizza slices on construction sites. You can find these Bob's wall rolling to attract the opposite sex in a night club near you!

"Bob, you're driving in three lanes, how is that even possible?!"
"Bob, pull up your pants I can see your ass hair!"

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