Constipatory

Foods that make you constipated

Jesse: Man my ass is leaking juice everywhere
Rob: Dude, eat some real cheese, it's a constipatory and will cork that shit

Bimonthly

Something occurring every other month.

Rob: Patch and vulnerability meetings are held semimonthly and not bimonthly.
Anthony: No, they're held bimonthly since we have them twice a month.
Rob: No, look up the word semimonthly in Websters.
Anthony: Look up the word bimonthly in Websters.
Rob: Eat a bag of dicks

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