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Hofession

When a slut finally confesses to being an absolute whore and embraces her cock loving lifestyle.

It was long overdue but Rachel finally have a hofession last night and is now embracing her inner slut.

by Eaton Holgoode May 26, 2018


Rainbow Rimming

Inserting a handful of Skittles candy into your anus followed by your girl tossing that salad and rimming your ass good. With each swipe of her velvety tongue, you push a Skittle, or two, into her hungry mouth and say "Taste the rainbow bitch!"

Sorry I'm late. Had to stop by the drug store.

Need a prescription?

No. A bag of Skittles. Renee is doing a little Rainbow Rimming tonight.

Ahhhhh. She tastes the rainbow!

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

20πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Taste the Babies

A gentlemanly way to announce your about to bust your nut in her hungry mouth.

Carl grabbed the back of her head and yelled Taste the babies bitch.

by Eaton Holgoode April 5, 2017

30πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Penestration

To become frustrated from the inability to penetrate or be penetrated sexually.

Despite copius amounts of lubricant, Carl's fat, girthy cock was simply to big to cram into Dana's tight bung hole. After an hour of trying, they both gave up feeling nothing but penestration.

by Eaton Holgoode October 2, 2015

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Stanked Up

The thick, pungent left behind smells of a hot, sweaty, mungy ass sex session. Usually left behind in your room, dorm or car. A dead give away to the trained and experienced nostril like your mom's.

Although Carl told his mom he was doing homework with Cassie, the stanked up room was a dead giveaway that more than their lessons had been worked on.

by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017


No End Wipe

A defecation that renders the ass virtually unable to be 100% fully cleaned. No matter how many wipes you make, using paper or moist wipes, remnant fecal matter is always present. In a No End Wipe situation, you just finally give up and are willing to accept having a semi-clean arse.

Johnny used and entire pack of Cottonelle Moist Wipes on his bum after he had an Assplosion and a No End Wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode October 7, 2015


Stiff Richard

Short for a hard cock. A stiffy. A hard on. A boner. A stiff Dick.

Let's hit the bar tonight braaaahh. Sorry dude. I'm handing out at home. Rachel wants to visit with stiff Richard and imma hit it good.

by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017