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Dried shit on the underside of the penis. Occurs from a bad clean up job after anal sex. Usually forms at the penile base and is unseen. Usually discovered on accident by scratching oneself or a partner finds it while giving oral. Whatever, itâs some nasty rusty, crusty shit.
Rachel found some rusty crusty last night when she was sucking muh balls. Since she wonât do anal, I was cold busted and fessed up to punishing her momâs ass the night before.
That nasty whore left me with rusty crusty. I was scratching my knob and my fingernail was a tad reddish brown.
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A fat, limp penis. Typical the penis is a post ejaculation state. However, applies to any fat, limp dick.
After I got my nut, I smacked both her cheeks with my lugworm.
Semen. Cum. Jizz. Rope. Load. Milk. Man milk.
She choked down all my pickle milk.
I just busted pickle milk all over my grandmaâs quilt.
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A relatively slender, 5-7 inch long turd, brown in color.
Herschel: Hey dude, I will be right back.
Frances: Where ya going, Braaaa?
Herschel: I gotta hit the Head. I am about to pass an Ass Stogie.
Frances: Sweet! Snap it off clean.
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Sucking dick. Blowing on the ham bone.
Your mom is so good at sloppinâ ham.
Rachel loves sloppinâ ham.
Iâm gonna pick up a hooker tonight for a little sloppinâ ham. Hope sheâs toothless from meth use. Love the gum action.
The ability to sexual pleasure oneself or another through skilled and effective touching and fondling.
My uncleâs groping skills are the best.
Your momâs groping skills made me nut hard brooooohhhh.
My roommate had the best groping skills.
A diseased or dirty, smegma riddled penis.
I gotta see the doctor. That prostitute gave me skuzz nub. Iâm all cankered and itching.
I went down on Sam last night for the first time. Yea? How was it? Unfortunately, he had the worst skuzz nub. Just lathered in smeg around the bellend. If I had some crackers I could have had a cheese board. Thatâs nasty. You got knob cheesed!