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A penis that has not been washed for days and after multiple sexual encounters with various women with questionable hygienic standards.
After being strung out for over two weeks, Carl finally sobered up to find his penis stuck to his inner thigh and the repugnant odor of a fishermanâs knob.
The aromatic vapors of rancid ass transferred to one's finger after digging at the bung hole and scratching the arse. Mung Finger may also occur when one, or more, fingers inadvertently slip through the toilet paper during an ass wiping and touch a dirty bung.
Roger and his friends sat around and watched the pre-season football game. Roger felt a bit of an itchy bum and walked out of the room to give it a quick dig and scratch. Instead of washing his hand and fingers, he returned to the room and swiped is nasty Mung Finger under one of his buddy's nose.
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Those few euphoric, highly pleasurable moments one feels right after busting a big nut from whacking off. Typically lasts until one has to wipe up the jizz.
Covered with nut all over his stomach, Roger was whack happy until he had to clean up.
Loud, beefy flatulence. May have a slight sound of wet.
I just dropped a brisket fart in the cafeteria line. Check em out down wind.
When the heavy nut you dropped in your girl before work, leaks out her pussy all day.
Rachel texted me saying her panties are soaked from her box drain today.
Iâm box draining. That was one thick nut this morning.
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An ass thatâs so tight if you stuck a piece of coal up there youâd have a diamond in a week.
May reference just an incredible, tight, sweet ass. Or, may reference someone that is an uptight fucker.
Rachel got a diamond ass. It was so tight I barely got in.
Doug is a diamond ass.
A male that is pussy whipped or brow beat into submissive manhood by a female. Perceived to be as if his little man nuggets are being toted around in her purse and must receive permission just to get them out.
Hey Carl. Can you go out for a few beers tonight with the guys? Geeez I donât know. Iâll have to talk to Rachel. You do that you fucking purse nuggets.
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