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Urban Dictionary Poacher

An indivdiual that monitors new words are they are posted or an editor that views and approves words, that immediately takes the word(s) or entry(s) of others and creates their own definition(s). Thus, poaching the hard work and creative property of others.

The Urban Dictionary Poacher is generally an uncreative sap that has no ability to think and create their own work and must rely on the work of others. Most of the time, but not in every instance, their poached work is substandard to the originator's work and can be readily noted from the poor spelling, poor definition and the pathetic use in context.

Carl thinks he is very funny. However, in reality he is not. Hence, he spends his free time on Urban Dictionary stealing newly created entries of others to create his own pathetic, second rate definitions. His lack of creativity, combined with his being a total sap, make him the consumate Urban Dictionary Poacher.

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014

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Mount and Balance

1. To engage in sexual intercourse in a non-traditional location or position whereby great care, skill and balance is required to avoid falling, twisting or otherwise resulting in bodily injury.

2. A mechanical term used to refer to the installation of vehicle tires onto wheel rims and weight balancing the wheel for even tread wear.

1. Dan and Carla spiced up their lovemaking by having sex on the roof of their neighbors house. They were able to get off without injury with a successful mount and balance.

2. Frank bough some new shoes for his ride and made sure he paid extra for the mount and balance.

by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015


White Badge

A perfectly maintained white female anus. Hallmarked by smooth, hairless surroundings, beautifully bleached with blended skin tone and sweet, fragrant wafts.

She hiked her ass high begging me to sniff and tongue punch her white badge.

by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018


Hump Bumps

Genital sores or bodily bruising caused by vigorous or rough sex.

My dicks got the hump bumps today. She fucked me raw.

What happened to you? Your next and arms are all bruised. Oh no worry. Just hump bumps. Got my brains fucked out last night.

by Eaton Holgoode May 24, 2018


Tag Team Champion

A female that can taken two or more dicks at one time like a champ.

Rachel is a true tag team champion.

by Eaton Holgoode November 29, 2018

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Pee Wee Sperman

An individual that publicly masturbates. Often found in seedy adult bookstores, porn shops and occasionally, in the art and photography section at your neighborhood Barnes and Noble.

Watch out there’s a pee wee sperman in the next video booth.

I have never been to an adult theater in years. Too many pee wee spermans in the back.

by Eaton Holgoode May 24, 2018


Rotch Knob

When your dick stinks so bad after banging a chick with a absolute rotten crotch.

I wouldn't call that escort service braaaaaaahhhh. The last three hook ups I've had left me with rotch knob. It took days to wash it away.

by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017