Gym Wipe

A required mid-workout wipe of one's anus due to excessive sweat causing a uncomfortable itchy anal region. May also be exacerbated by greasy, wet farts induced by excessive protein intake.

Braaaaaahhh I got a great pump going here but I'm gonna have to stop for a gym wipe. I'm all itchy and a little greasy. Got the protein farts.

Gucci Sleeve

The perfect pussy. Perfectly tight. Perfectly wet. Perfectly trimmed.

Rachel’s got the Gucci sleeve. I’m a hit it tonight.

I like high priced call girls for the best Gucci sleeve money can buy.

Frozen Food Nubbies

The automatic hardening and perking of the female nipples when at the grocery store shopping in the frozen food section.

Chaz: Dude, come with me down the frozen food isle.
Kurt: Why?
Chaz: I just saw two hotties opening up a display case near the Stouffer's dinners. We are about to see some hot Frozen Food Nubbies.
Kurt: Sweeeeeet!!

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Wad Socket

A slut. A slut’s pussy. Well used. Accepts any hot load.

Rachel is a wad socket.

I found out my wife’s a wad socket.

Better Off Flat

Reference to a female slut that truly has no redeeming qualities other than when she's fat on her back getting smashed.

Hey braaaah are you dating the new cashier?
Are you kidding me? That chick is Better Off Flat. I'm just smashin' it brooohhhh!

Nippoleon

One who is obsessed with female nipples. Worships the nipple and is mentally and physically aroused by this wonderful, fleshy erogenous zone.

My new boyfriend is a nippoleon. He cannot keep is hands and mouth off my perky nips.

I’m pretty sure my uncle keeps
his AC set at 62 cause he’s a nippoleon. It’s so cold when I’m there and my nips are rock hard.

As a bona fide nippoleon, I can say that the small nipples are truly the most sensitive.

Bung Mustard

Firey, bung burning, explosive diarrhea. Like liquid acid pouring from your back door. Leaves the oring stinging for some period of time.

Oh man the bung mustard is really bad. I may have food poisoning. My ass is on fire!!!