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Moose Bell

1. A deposit of skin hanging from the neck if a bull moose.

2. An excessively large and dangling male scrotum.

1. Shot a bull moose last week hunting in Alaska. Thing has a huge moose bell.

2. Frank's moose bell was too much for his girlfriend to gag down when he tea bagged her.

by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2017


Crotch Wad

Remnant semen that leaks from the pussy during the day after having vigorous morning sex.

I was sitting in the break room at lunch and felt a huge crotch wad oozing down my thigh.

by Eaton Holgoode May 8, 2018


Work My Bean!!!

Blurted out during the throes of passion when a female is receiving orgasmic clitoral stimulation.

Ohhhhhhh yessssssss mama!! Work my bean!!!!!!!

Ohhhh that’s it. Your gonna make me squirt. Work my bean!!!!

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018

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Nippletude

When an individual's attitude and demeanor becomes extremely sensitive and emotionally tender with regards to certain subjects and specific criticisms and/or comments.

Howard is so sensitive about his job performance. Any time his boss or co-worker tries to make a suggestion, he always cops a Nippletude. A crude reference to sensitive nipples.

by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2015

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Mashing the Leftovers

Messy anal sex with a partner with a full, non-evacuated bowel.

I picked up a filthy prostitute last night. Paid her $10 for anal but it was like mashing the leftovers. Nasty braaaaahhhh.

She was begging for anal but it was mashing the leftovers down there.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019


Moose-Skin

When a dude’s scrotum is so big and meaty that his moose knuckle also has noticeable skin folds. Skinny jeans and spandex enhance the presence of moose-skin and is quite repulsive.

Roger walked around the gym completely oblivious to his sporting of moose-skin in his new workout shorts.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2018


Turdilation

A condition of the anus. Turdilation occurs after snapping a deuce so big that the size of it and brute force of it leaving the sphincter results in a dilated rectal orifice. Dilation size and period of time of dilation will vary depending on size of the loaf. In time, the bunghole will snap back shut. Post dump anal leakage may occur while dilated.

Harvey was so constipated from eating excessive amounts of cheese that he hadn't shit in 8 days. He finally was able to cut a turd but it was so big and compacted that he suffered Turdilation after dropping it in the stool. He was 3 cm dilated for about 30 minutes afterward.

by Eaton Holgoode June 17, 2009

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