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Box Cake

A deliciously and naturally sweet tasting, fluffy, puffy vagina.

Roger loves eating pussy. His latest girlfriend's snatch is so sweet, he refers to it as a slice of Box Cake.

by Eaton Holgoode May 11, 2015

11👍 1👎


The Mornin’ Dew

Wet pussy in the morning. Woke, wet and ready.

Rachel did the morning grind on my leg and I could feel the mornin’ dew. So I hit it good. She was late to work.

by Eaton Holgoode May 8, 2018


Cart Shart

To leak fecal matter or full on defecate oneself while performing one or more cartwheels.

Connie was well on her way to earning a first place at her gymnastics competition when in the middle of her routine, she did a Cart Shart and it cost her the entire routine as well as a new leotard.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2015

7👍 1👎


Pearl Strand

A hot, thick, long rope of man jizz shot across the neck and chest of your female partner.

Rachel sucked me till I blew a pearl strand across her neck.

Rachel laid in bed with the pearl strand oozing down the sides of her next.

by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018


Wet Birth

To drop an explosive, wet shit followed by the immediate release of a massive, colon sized turd. Wet Births may be accompanied by anal dripping, cramping and putrid stench.

After a hearty Mexican lunch, Roger began to sweat, bloat and cramp. He trotted to the shitter where he gave a Wet Birth.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015

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Hooker's Polish

The slobbery, wet, shiny finish left on one's man meat after receiving a blow job from a prostitute. Most common in cases of a hot gummy. Toothless meth whores are best known for a good polishing that leaves a heavy, shiny sheen.

Roger picked up a local meth whore prostitute on the way home from work. After receiving a hearty $10 blow job, he sat in his car satisfied and admired the Hooker's Polish.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2015

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Notch Apple

An extremely engorged and stimulated female clitoris.

Roger's girlfriend get's extremely horny and when she does, she gets a quivering Notch Apple. Roger's loves to suck and nibble on it and flick that magic bean.

by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2015

11👍 7👎