A blowjob given by a toothless hooker whereby he or she places an Efferdent tablet, an Alka Seltzer or some other effervescent product in their mouth creating a bubbly, fizzy and smooth feeling experience.
Dan picked up a toothless crack whore on the way home from the office for a quick blowjob. Expecting the same old he was pleasantly surprised when she popped an Alka Seltzer in her mouth and gave him a Fizzy Gummy. He threw in an extra dollar tip for a job well done.
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The amazing, light speed action in which a male is able to get his cock out, engorged and ready for intercourse at just the mere mention of sex.
Susie said she was feeling a little horny and that's all it took for Roger's rapid deployment. He had her pinned on the bed making rabbit ears in less than 20 seconds.
A cock ring used to stiffen and engorge the penis.
She only lets me do anal if Iâm wearing a mule harness.
My mule harness was so tight my knob was a shade of bulging vein purple last night.
Hey reach over into the night stand and grab my mule harness if you want the man meat more rigid.
Big saggy testicles. Very low hanging. Like two tennis balls hanging in a dress sock.
That old dude has serious donglers.
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The most heinous of all rectal explosions. A firey, stinging release of wet shit caused by too many chicken wings and draft beer.
I didn't make to half time during the Super Bowl this year before I had a Buffalo Blowout.
A group of five or more, disease ridden, toothless prostitutes working the same street corner.
Well since we didnât score at the bar tonight guess we need to head over to the south side and find tonight French Flea Market. Iâll pay $5 for a hot gummy.
Ass fucked. Literally or figuratively.
Peter brown-balled me good last night. Iâm still gaping.
The cops took my weed. Iâm brown-balled tonight.