Random
Source Code
Random
Big olâ round, brown/tan nipples. Generally found on big olâ titties but pancakers can be found on any sized tit and is considered a treasure when found.
Betty got so golâ darned excited at the concert that she whipped off her shirt and big olâ pancake nippers were a flipping and a flopping.
The three primary classifications of pussy hair and vaginal tidiness.
Smooth is a bush that has been shaved completely leaving only baby smooth skin. A real plus for oral enthusiasts.
Trim is a partially shaved pussy and any remaining hair is tightly trimmed and very neat. May often appear as a V shape on the mons or in a landing strip pattern. Generally, the lips are hair free.
Full on is one hairy puss. No shaving or trimming is ever performed. There is typically thick hair from the taint to the pubis. Usually results in bozo hair and sasquatch crotch.
Classification status is usually determined once the panties are removed so may come as a surprise to a person based upon preconceived notions about what a pussy might look like.
For the more daring and adventurous, one could ask a female boldly if she is smooth, trim or full on. The response my be verbal or physical and may or may not answer the question.
I finally got into Rachelâs panties last night? Yea braaaaahhh was she smooth, trim or full on? She was full on broooohhh. It was like a wooly mammoth down here. Iâm still spitting hair.
Excuse me miss. Yes? I canât help but wonder. Are you smooth, trim or full on? Smooth as a babyâs bottom my good man. Smooth as a babyâs bottom.
Drilling her ass good and leaving her gapping and twitching. A sight to behold.
Go take a peek at Rachel. She's still on the bed all gapped up.
Impressive braaaahhhh!!!
10👍 1👎
A male that obsessively keeps his scrotum shaved as smooth as a baby's bottom resulting in a glistening appearance.
Wow. The locker room is full of slick ballers today.
Anal sex with as many different partners as possible in a specific period of time.
That party last night was awesome. It was a bunghole rodeo. I banged three chicks in a row.
My ass is a bit sore today. I donât remember much after passing out. But pretty sure that I was a participant in a bunghole rodeo.
3👍 1👎
The release of loud flatulence while urinating.
The old guy at the urinal had no qualms with a gentlemanâs release. It was loud and repugnant.
I did a gentlemanâs release earlier and Iâm thinking now it may have been a little wet.
A Hot Breakfast Sandwich is a sex act performed in the early morning hours. The act originated as a female on male sex act and is most common. However, the act can easily be performed male on female, male on male or female on female depending upon sexual orientation and preference.
In the traditional serving of a Hot Breakfast Sandwich, the female wakes up before her male partner. If not already naked, the female undresses and removes her panties. She then cautiously, without yet waking her partner, positions herself in a squatting position over her partner's face. Her ass and anus are positioned directly over his face with special attention given to targeting the nose and lips directly below the anal sphincter. This position can be accomplished by squatting and facing foward, however is recommended reverse style by facing the males legs.
Once in position, the female then drops her ass and rose bud directly onto the face of her male partner giving special attention to positioning to ensure that the male's nose and upper lip make direct contact with the sphincter. Once in position, the female should be seated with full force and if possible, pulling her butt cheeks to the sides with her hands to fully envelope her buttocks around her lover's face and creating the "sandwich".
The male will quickly awaken to the much welcomed surprise of being served a Hot Breakfast Sandwich and will begin providing a very gratifying analingus experience for the female.
Doreen woke up still randy from the night belore. Her backdoor was needing some special attention so he decided to give her boyfriend Carl a Hot Breakfast Sandwich. In between his gasps for air, Carl provided Doreen the tongue ride she was longing for.
33👍 7👎