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Denim Loaf is experienced when a male, with small, medium or large endowment, wears jeans that are extremely tight. The penis is engulfed by tight denim and projects a round, loaf like, appearance of the member. The Denim Loaf may extend directly to the left or right of the fly of the jeans or, depending upon penis positioning, to the upper or lower left or upper or lower right area of the fly.
It can be readily noted if the individual enjoys displaying their Denim Loaf as the denim around the penis is worn and faded from frequent display like that of a tobacco can outline in the back pocket of someone's jeans who chews frequently.
It is thought by those that enjoy displaying their Denim Loaf that members of the same or opposite sex seek out the ability to spot a Denim Loaf to facilitate a conversation that hopefully leads to a sexual encounter.
It was Friday evening and Steven was going out for a night on the town. Hoping for the chance to hook up, he put on his trusty, worn, faded and too tight jeans and positioned his Denim Loaf in the upper right quadrant of his fly area. He was ready to hit the town.
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A hot chick with itty, bitty titties. A flat chested wonder. Girlâs got a chest like a 14 year old boy. Smaller than an A cupper. No bra required.
Your girl Rachel, is she an A cup braaaaaahhh??? No brooohhhh. Sheâs got them tittlets.
That waitress is so hot. Yea but she got them tittlets.
Are you dating a 14 year old boy or does your girl just got the tittlets? Tittlets!!!
A brutally rough bowel movement that feels like your ass is being ripped apart by shitting a long, dry, stale coffee shop scone. Typically induced from dehydration caused by a long night of excessive alcohol consumption.
Carl needed some Prep H after he busted a bloody roid. His drop scone split his ass open.
That shiny, crusty amalgam of sexual fluids that encrust the penis the morning after a night of hot, wet sex.
I woke this morning with a good worst shrimp peel. I headed straight to the shower.
Between her wet pussy and me slinging some heavy ropes last night, I woke to a thick shrimp peel.
I didnât need to shower off my shrimp peel this morning. She gave me a morning hummer and that slob job took care of it.
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The Mop Bucket Dump is one of the most heinous of all acts of defecation. The anal sphincter opens to allow a virtual geyser of liquid feces to explode from the rectum and oring. The explosive force, sound, smell and the look of a Mop Bucket Dump achieves its notoriety from the that is looks no different than if a Janitor had emptied his or her filthy, used, dirty mop bucket water out into the toilet. Pure liquid dirt. You cannot tell the difference between the Mop Bucket Dump and a dumped mop bucket.
The Mop Bucket Dump is typically the result of poor dietary choices but may also be a result of food poisoning or other gastrointestinal conditions.
Steven thoroughly enjoyed his entrée of fresh, Norwegian prawns although he thought that they might have been a little off and rancid due to the smell and tangy after taste. About an hour later, he found his ass plastered to the toilet and arms gripping the handrails as he blew a wet, steamy, dirty, brown Mop Bucket Dump. As the sweat dripped from his brow, he realized that the prawns were in fact off.
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When your girl gives you an Old Fashioned aka hand Job under the table during the family Christmas dinner.
Carrie joined us for dinner and helped celebrate with an old fashioned Christmas. I nutted all up in my dinner napkin.
The remnant smells of vagina and or booty juice that are imbedded in the beard and or mustache whiskers of a male that has just performed sloppy wet oral on a female. The smell is known to linger for hours or days and can be reactivated by scratching.
Stan devoured Cala's snatch and her ass in a ravenous round of hot, sloppy, wet oral. Her juices clung to Stan's facial hair leaving a Whisker Musk that he smelled for days.